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Sorry, but when you’ve just paddled a kayak, at night, through the mostbeautiful city on earth, there is atendency to gush. I’ll try cheap jordans china not to let ithappen again. So, the facts. On anaverage day, there are 60,000 touristsin Venice. cheap Air max shoes About 59,800 of them are traipsing around on foot, teeming on the piazzas and creating bum bag jams in the alleys; about 197 are paying a packet for a grumpy gondolier cheap yeezys to row a fewyards along a predetermined route; and three are serenely paddling cheap air force where cheap adidas they choose, cheap jordans on sale from the Rialto to the furthest backwater, exploring Venice the only way you should, from your own boat. Which group would you sooner be in?

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cheap jordan sneakers It helps if you’ve cheap jordans shoes kayaked a littlebefore. Venice Kayak’s base is on theisland of Certosa, 200yd offshore from the city, and the crossing is a touch tricky. Visitors may not notice it, but Venice is surrounded by the marine equivalent of the M25. Bricole wooden posts driven into the silt mark out the route, awatery racetrack of full Cheap jordans pelt vaporettos, 35ft moto topo freighters, speeding taxis and private cofanos (the Venetian equivalent of a family car). When you cross, the competing wakes combine to make an unholy chop that comes at you from all directions. It feels like being a rubber duck in a hyperactive kid’s bathtub. cheap jordan sneakers

One paddle or die charge later, our group, led by Ren and his Italiancolleague, Loretta, reached the calm of Quintavale canal. This end of Castello is Venice’s industrial back door, a working waterscape of goods yards, boat builders and workers’ flats. Washing hung from lines strung across the alleys off Rio dell’Arsenale; on the Fondamenta de le Gorne, dogs barked as we paddled past.

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Yet everywhere there are signs of a splendid past ornate medieval archways, stone family crests, tiny rococo bridges. The tide was high, so occasionally we had to crouch to slide silently underneath. It was utterly seductive.

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cheap adidas Talking of gondolas, we met ourfirst as we neared Canareggio. In fact,I almost collided with it under the little Ponte Widmann. This would have been a bad idea. The average gondola has cost its owner about 50,000, and he is liable to be a bit touchy about the paintwork. They’re a famously stroppy bunch, with a fondness for shouting obscene insults in Venetian, safe in the knowledge that no visitors can understand them. cheap adidas

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“The French didn’t believe they could do it, so, when they turned up, they didn’t have all the cash. The Venetians took payment in kind they got cheap jordans in china them to conquer Constantinople for Venice on the way to the Holy Land. They always had an eye for a deal.”

As the stories tumbled out, the drinks kept arriving. By the time we were back on the water, it was dark, and I was slightly sloshed.

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Emerging into open water atRiva Martiri, we looked back. The whole city shone softly in the water. Unseen, the clouds had rolled in overhead, and flashes of lightning lit up the white dome of Santa Maria della Salute. I paused, searching for words profound enough to fit the moment.

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